That sounds like a quirky idea B, but I was wondering if you are going to be asked for translations on a regular basis.
Our front door really doesn't get used very much, everyone walks round the back and into OH's man pad or up to the kitchen door, I sometimes find this irritating, don't feel that some people respect my privacy enough.
I was once bought a fridge magnet with this saying on. It's a quote by Mother Theresa. I know that God would not give me anything that I can't handle. I just wish that he wouldn't trust me so much. He's still trusting me. I would need a large letter box.
Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.