Only reason I put it in the kitchen was I needed to prop it up for the photo.
I didn't know what it was when I unwrapped it and thought "what the hell!" He had to explain it to me and I must add I have no use for it, but then I didn't have a use for the bat with an erection last year either!
Here's another picture for you....
My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.