Clumsy should be my middle name .... I once fell down my own front door-step and badly hurt my ankle, on another occasion I was filling my wheelie bin with rubbish and managed to crick my neck, I opened a cupboard door and a mug fell out which I attempted to catch just as it smashed onto the work surface beneath and badly cut my finger ..... I could go on but will spare you any more of my ridiculous antics!
Oh I am clumsy - getting worse too. But I remember taking mum out for a drive to the coast some years back. We had lunch in a lovely little cafe then on the way out I tripped and fell down three stone steps and landed on my knees. Blood everywhere. They stiffened up pretty much straight away and to this day I don't know how I managed to drive home lol
Oh 6herry - I know I shouldn't laugh, but I did - sorry!!!!! I am a master of falling down and UP stairs lol. Fell last year - backwards three steps onto my bum on tiled floor - sat there for a moment deciding if I had broken anything before being brave enough to move. I don't bounce as I used to, despite the extra padding!!